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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just